Sport,

I know how much you love the animals and could sit and watch every animal at the zoo All.Day.Long. I also understand that for you, the petting zoo is a little utopia where you can touch and feed the goats, pigs, sheep, and whatever else a petting zoo might have. It is great fun and I appreciate that you are learning a great deal.

But please, for the sake of your mother's sanity, do not kiss the goats.

Ick!