You have a really crappy day at work for no good reason, realize that you will be at home for the rest of the evening to fend off the children by yourself, and you walk into your home only to see yesterday's garbage all over the freaking living room. After cleaning up the pineapple rinds, coffee grinds, and other lovelyness it suddenly occurs to you that you should have taken a picture first, because that would have made a much better post. And for a second...really just for a second...you contemplate dumping out the garbage again to take the photo.