At least not to me. I'm sure his college buddies will love it.

Sport does not wake up well when he needs to pee. In fact, he doesn’t really wake up at all. Instead, it goes a little something like this:

O’ Dark thirty
Sport: Bwaaahh. Ahahaehhhah. Down the hallway to the living room. Waaahahaha.

Me: Wha. Hmpf. Thunk. Dammit.
The dog: Yelp.
Me: whatthecrapdogoutoftheway.
Me: Stumbling to the landing trying not to fall down the stairs.
Wha? Dude.Dude. Sport! Stop crying dude. Watsa matter?

Sport: Waah. Sniff. Slurp. Bwahh. I have go pottiiieeee.

Me: S'go.

Sport: Bwahhahahha. Stumbling down the hallway.
Aaaahhhhwaaahhh. On the toilet.
Eahwahhhaaahhhh. Back to his room.
In the bed. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


It works much the same at school. His teacher plays the part of me, without the swearing and stepping on the dog. He does his thing and goes back to sleep. Last week it went a little different. He made it to the bathroom, crying the whole way. After a while he stopped crying. A little while later he was still in there. His teacher went to check on him and found him curled up on the floor around the toilet. Asleep.